OOH YES!!!! I did it. I have found the solution to mankind's biggest challenge. Climate catastrophe is avertable and the deterrent is WOMEN.
Yes, its true!! We don't have to drive around in miserable cars that run on Air-juice, or row a boat to work, or even worse, Walk, to save the planet. We don't need to plant CACTI in our gardens to reduce carbon footprints, or eat them even. Eating meat might add to Global warming, but don't worry; let the cows fart in peace, all that Methane cant harm us anymore, for I Have The Answer.
No, its not reducing carbon emissions, wind turbines, eye-sickening fluorescent lamps, recycling toilet rolls into face wipes, or cars built out of Nano-engineered pubes. The answer couldn't be simpler. Send women back to homes. Relieve them from all sorts of jobs. Yes send them home to how they were living a 100 years ago. I know, I sound like a chauvinistic male pig but its true. If we have to survive the impending Apocalypse this is the only option I am afraid.
Snatch the Laser pointers from their fingers, computers from their desks. Tear to bits their disgusting Business Attires, and break the pointy heels off their shoes that make the most annoying noise in the world. Set fire to their SUV's (trust me, do it, SUV's themselves don't like being driven by women.) and finally throw all their credit cards in to the fire(Oh, don't forget the cell phone and the handbag).
This will need a lot of courage and effort from us men, but we have to do it for the future of the planet. For all the poor, helpless, "cute", Polar bears that are desperately hanging by one paw off the last iceberg that will melt any minute. For all the hundreds of innocent species of slimy frogs and creepy crawlies we have never heard of, that will become extinct. For all your loved ones living in coastal cities who will drown to death or be eaten by sharks when the sea levels rise, lets do this. For the future, lets do this. For the glory of human species, lets do this.
To save ourselves from the unbearable defamation that: We are an idiotic species that has put an end to life on this planet just because we were too lazy to walk, eat fresh food, take a shower and post a letter. That instead, we chose to drive around in machines that drank oil and gave out cancer inducing farts, and that we bought frozen food and stored them in freezers which drilled holes to the ozone, and that we chose to spray ourselves with lavender flavored Freons instead of a taking a bath. The future will also laugh at us for sending 1000's of disastrously polluting communication satellites when we could have simply posted a letter or sent a telegram. But do you realize men, that its not your mistake?
Do you realize that we could have saved the planet long ago? Lemme explain.
Read Part II
To save ourselves from the unbearable defamation that: We are an idiotic species that has put an end to life on this planet just because we were too lazy to walk, eat fresh food, take a shower and post a letter. That instead, we chose to drive around in machines that drank oil and gave out cancer inducing farts, and that we bought frozen food and stored them in freezers which drilled holes to the ozone, and that we chose to spray ourselves with lavender flavored Freons instead of a taking a bath. The future will also laugh at us for sending 1000's of disastrously polluting communication satellites when we could have simply posted a letter or sent a telegram. But do you realize men, that its not your mistake?
Do you realize that we could have saved the planet long ago? Lemme explain.
Read Part II
On paper solution seems nice but its is not humanly possible.
ReplyDeletewait till you read the II part....I will blow your mind.
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