A couple of weeks ago, there was a huge row in Delhi. It was caused by popular "Telanganists" who were offended when the body of a "Martyr" was not allowed to be mourned up on in Delhi but was flown to HYD to his family. The martyr in question apparently was so depressed at the delay in declaring TG, that he killed himself......
They got so pissed of infact, Harish Rao, kicked his way in to the office responsible for this and slapped the shit out of an elderly gentleman in front of national television. He even sucker punched the poor old govt. officer even as he was crying and wiping tears like a kinder-garden kid. What Harish rao was saying while delivering the kick is unclea in the video but I think he said something like "knee up your ass motherf***r"
Now, I don't get the whole thing.Its so confusing. In the real world, a Martyr is someone who gets killed while fighting for a cause. Like Martin Luther king, Bhagat singh....you know that sort. Someone who succumbs to a powerful adversary while fighting for a cause. Not exactly someone who kills themselves because, the future of a state of 10 Cr. people and as a result the future of our 100Cr. bhaiyoon aur behenoon is not being decided according to their liking. Its even a crime in our country to attempt suicide, a punishable offence if I am not wrong. And another thing that amazes me is, why isn't this guys story shown in the 10million news channels? We dont know anything about him. Not that I smell foul play, but in a country where Rakhi penny whore sawanth's comments about her interest in marrying baba ramdev is shown repeatedly till you vomit, why isn't the story of this poor lad not talked about?
And then comes the anger of our sovereign representatives who behave like thugs in a tamil movie, kicking doors open and doing that "knee up your ass motherf***r" closing shot. To me, sending the body to family is more important than leaving it around so that some strangers can sit around it and shout slogans. Resting in peace is the most important thing a soul needs after all. But I get it. These TG mla's must have called the press and raised a few tents and ordered 20000 garlands and must have had their little speeches ready. But when there's no body, all this is going to make them look like morons.
So there you go, because for a fool, EGO being hurt is far more aggravating than even loosing his ballsack, they went in an ransacked a govt. office.
But for a moment, I feel bad for the poor guy who was shown all over the country while being slapped and kicked. Imagine him facing his family and the society. He must have worked so hard to become a respectable man in the society!! poor bastard.
But for some sinister reason, I am RLOLing as I imagine that clip on TV. Its so funny seeing a grown ass govt. official being kicked in the ass. Probably I am imagining that son of a rabid dog (Passport Officer) who made me stand for 6hrs on a pavement drenched in urine, to make a correction of a mistake he had done. May be even I should kick the crap out of that bald headed orangutan and repeat Harish rao's statement infornt of TV if I get arrested -
"Nenu bhavodvegaalaku lonai, aa aavedanalo nenu ayanani kottina kotti undavachu. Nannu kshaminchandi"
