Theory of Everything

If you think this is related to some sort of breath taking String Theory, the answer is NO. This is even better, far advanced and needs only a bit of common sense to understand this Universal Theory of Everything.

At about three months ago, I was listening Ghantasala’s old songs and smoking intensely, that’s when I discovered this amazing and seemingly complex simple theory to understand this Universe.

The most fundamental and important aspect of this theory is ‘Packages’. What are these packages? What do they do? How can they explain everything? Wait, let’s take one by one. Before I enter the actual theory lets understand the concept of ‘packages’ more clearly.

A package is nothing but a perception created by a set of predesigned unchangeable features in any entity. The unchangeable features can be changed, but by doing a new package will be created.

Wait! Don’t conclude this as a mind twisting session, let me objectify my theory to explain its beauty.

Consider a simple case, you wanted to buy a mobile. There are hundreds of different models available in the market. Each one of them has a unique set of features. Now each mobile phone in the market comes as a package on its own. The features of every package (mobile phone) are predesigned and are unchangeable (well u can change the features but it means you are creating a new package). This is a very simple and straight forward case, which you can not misunderstand. This example can be applied to unlimited number of everyday appliances we use like, cars, bikes, watches, shampoos, toothpastes, clothes etc. So you must have understood the point by now. In every industry there are too many numbers of packages (Products).

Let us try to draw some fundamental understandings from the above explained examples.

ü All the packages can be divided into two major classes, they are 1. Genuine packages, 2. Derived or Imitating packages.

1. Genuine Packages: As the name says these packages are Genuine, Unique and with a distinct personality on their own. Sit down and try to think of examples for this kind of packages, I am sure you will find very few numbers of packages (products) of this kind. I can give one example i.e. Google’s search engine. It is revolutionary, unique and with a personality on its own.

2. Derived or Imitating Packages: These are the packages without personalities on their own these are nothing but a bunch of buffoons trying to imitate the Genuine Packages. There are hundreds of packages of this kind; I don’t care to give examples.

So by now you must have understood the significance of term ‘package’ and its properties. Let’s see the theory of everything now.

‘Everything in this universe is made up of packages. The packages are two types genuine and imitating. The evolution of universe is nothing but transformation of imitating packages to genuine packages. This might take from minutes to years depending upon the complexity of features in an imitating package’

Are you puzzled and thinking ‘what’s the hell is this’? Then I would say that you are on the edge of transformation. Let me give you some insights to apply this theory effectively in order to get the results.

Now carefully apply your understanding of packages to entire humanity. Every ‘was, is, will be’ individual is a package. This way the entire humanity can be classified under our two major categories i.e. Genuine and Imitating packages.

Genuine packages are those who made their mark on entire humanity. For example Buddha, Jesus, Krishna, Mahavira, Mohammed, Aristotle, Einstein, Tesla and the list goes on (I will leave it to the discretion of the reader to consider Hitler in the list, may be he is a genuine negative package).

What about rest of the humanity? They come under the category of Imitating packages. The imitating packages as the name says are only imitating. They look around find some interesting features in genuine package and they start imitating rather than being content with their unique genuine features. (Those who are good at copying or imitating are successful in life; those who are not good at imitating are obviously unsuccessful).

So by nature the imitating packages can never be happy, because what they are doing is imitating to be something else when they are not. The one only way for the imitating packages to transform is to throw out the imitating features. The more these packages throw out their imitating feature the more genuine they become, the more genuine they become the more is their evolution. The transformation process ends when they become hundred percent genuine. This is the state what Buddhists call nirvana, Hindus call moksha, and Christians call enlightenment.

So use this theory of everything for your evolution, and be a genuine package on your own.

Thanks for reading,

An Anonymous Package.