Thursday, 30 September 2010

The OTHER News - DANTEWADA

When I am writing these posts on "News stories", I don't do much research for the sake of the post. I write from what I can remember over the past and from the daily news doses. So the numbers and places could be slightly or sometimes very wrong. But because I know you imbeciles don't give a fuck, I wont bother substantiating them. However, I should stress that, the point here is not the numbers, but the underlying message*.


* This is not the kind of message delivered by Telugu movies, especially Krishna Vamsi's, so rest assured, I wont fuck with your brains.

I am sure we have all heard enough about DANTEWADA and the naxalite problem especially after they blew up a bus carrying 70 CRPF jawans. The press and govt. called it a massacre, and soon, 1000's of police were sent over to eliminate the Naxalites. The home minister is keen to send the army over and finish them once and for all. Not just that, the Home ministry has recently asked the IAF to lend some of their planes, gunships and their latest Unmanned areal vehicles for reconnaissance and to eventually decimate the "forest dwelling sons of Satan." 

That's the NEWS, but not ALL of it. 

Have you wondered why the govt. has become so serious about the naxal issue?. I mean, AP has a looong and bloody history of naxalism. The incidents that took place here are far more significant. An SP was shot dead at the centre of the city in broad day light. A CM was almost successful executed. But even then the centre has never been so determined to wipe out the naxals. Why now? And why with such resolve?

If you still don't comprehend the seriousness of our govt, consider this: The govt has sent 30 or 40 chosen officers to Israel to be trained by Mossad. Yes Mossad! And what training do you think? The training is specialised in targeted assassinations ,i.e. these James bonds, will sneak in to jungles under the cover of night and use their mind boggling hi-tech weapons and training to assassinate the top naxal leader's, thus rendering the naxal beast headless. Would make hell of an action movie right?

What do you say now? Why has this DANTEWADA issue become soooo big? Why is the govt. so hell bent in annihilating the naxals NOW? Particularly, why should it solve the naxal problem in DANTEWADA first, when the RED BROTHERS are literally scattered every where around the country?

ALL THIS AND MORE...........WHEN "THE OTHER NEWS"...... RETURNS!!

In the mean time, post your guesses to the above questions. But don't go away coz I will be right back after a short non-commercial break..  

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

The OTHER News

            When I wrote the post on the CW games, I taught no one would care about such issues. Especially when the content of the post was just a few striking bits of information picked up from different news sources. But some of you have written pretty long and time taking posts, while some took the easy way (by writing "U wrote my words")Either way, I think there is a speck of interest over the news that hardly makes headlines.

So I think I am going to start a series of posts about the striking news that hardly ever come to the public knowledge. The true stories behind the news that gets popularised, and the news that never makes it to the people at all. I know I am not a journalist but, I know I have a knack for connecting seemingly unrelated news stories from over a long period of time. So I will try not to bore you with dull and irksome topics and I would love to see the rest of you donkeys to contribute.

There are however a few things I want authors to keep in mind:

1. Don't repeat the news that's on TV or Papers. Our 2 Billion news channels will do that in every possible language. 

2. Present your analysis of the news and you have every right to be biased and hypercritical. 

3. Write about issues of general interest. That is; news about Paris Hilton's Sex Tape-leak or a video clip of "Swamy" Nityanandas Erotic adventures are strongly prohibited.

4. Always add "The OTHER News" as a prefix to your post title. (for ex, The OTHER News - DANTEWADA) so it makes sense to readers.


P.S. And I also wanted to check if you all know how to give permissions to new authors ( if anyone cares that is) and how to send an invite. Hit me with a comment if you need help.

Sunday, 26 September 2010

The art of deception

After a bunch of self-searching adventures, I am exhausted. I am going to write something very exciting now. As the title says this is about the people who are extremely good at manipulating people's minds. I should say this entire process is an art in itself. I think none of you have come across such people in your lives till now. But you all are going to enter dangerous stage in your life; i.e. making money. You will see people like this, entering your lives once you start making money. These people usually exist in business circles, as high level management people or as top most cadre marketing brilliants. I am not going waste much space talking about the personnel; on the contrary i am going to outline the entire art of deception.

For me this is the toughest topic to write, because the nature of this topic involves a lot of human psychology. And i can explain this even better in a face to face conversation, so remind me when we meet next time... ;)

Step1: The art of Appearance: This is the first and most important step. These people (deceivers) appear extremely confident and eloquent. Though you can notice some negative shades in them, you would notice their extremely confident appearance and behavior.

Step2: The art of alluring: This happens in a private conversation b/w you and the deceiver. It might not sound very convincing while reading, but this is an easy win from the side of the deceiver. For example just imagine, a person with qualities described in step1, says that he has got some friends working for MNCs and he could help you to get an interview call. Even if you don't believe him 100%, you will we tempted to have a hope.

Step3: The art of Upper hand: This again happens in a private conversation b/w you and the deceiver. During one or the other stupid arguments, the deceiver proves his upper hand. He displays all his intellectual capabilities in front of you while carefully hiding his source of knowledge. The aim this step is to make you believe that he is better than you. Considering that he had created a hope in you at step2, you won’t offer much resistance in this step.

Step4: The art of Praising: This happens in the presence of a group. In the presence of a group of people, the deceiver praises you. The aim of this step is to tell you indirectly that he supports you. In the entire process this would be a final step manipulating your mind. If the deceiver is successful by the end of this step, you will start accepting the deceiver as your elder brother or even a god father.

Try to understand what has happened till now. The deceiver has carefully fucked your mind. It is only a piece of cake for him to use you now.

This looks very simple and easy to read, but trust me; I seen karodpathis falling for bastards like these.

But a sincere piece of advice is, watch out for the fuckers who satisfy your ego; they are going to dump you soon....

RE:They are STEALING OUR MONEY.

This is now moved to post..Following is the pain of Ravi written in his own words
Just Don't Panic !!!! CWG is very small example of the money being stolen !!

Calculate the BUDGET allocated since 1947 for the development of people and Country . Think about how the money was spent for the Country ---- No Perfect results , all manipulated numbers . Still INDIA is a Developing NATION and we will be a Developing Nation till we die or till the world ends . where are we heading towards ?

Just think about all the Neta's from the first leadership to the present . what are their Personal goals and professional goals ? (What ‘s in Neta’s mInd – “ me, my family and sons ,their sons , their grandsons and grand- grand sons should have enough LAND and MONEY to build their houses and if I reached a position of power , then my son should continue from the same or higher position and become the higher power . And Ideology is continued by the later generations) All the Neta’s say million magical words till they get votes and get into power . It's an ongoing process of "ROBBERY" under the disguise of the using the Power for the betterment of the COUNTRY .


Why do people get CORRUPT ? --- One simple observation or simple understanding – everyone has a family . everyone needs food , water , clothes , shelter ,MONEY, a secured source of running income per month for livelihood . ( Person’s Goals keep changing intially from “ roti , kapda ,makaan “ to “Pizza , Jeans , Villas” to many more till the greatest transformations continues --- many more things can be added which are beyond limit )


So don’t worry folks !!!! even though we know our money is being stolen , what can we do ? We can just cast a vote either YES or NO for a question : Should CWG Chief should be SACKED ? There are other responsible people like MEDIA or NEWSCHANNELS or JOURNALISTS who take forward the public opinion regarding the issue and question the authorities and try to get a solution .

Famous quote : I used to say, "I sure hope things will change." Then I learned that the only way things are going to change for me is when I change."
-- Jim Rohn


Change is biggest challenge !!!!!! lets try for a change in ourselves . Just try to be true to ourselves and never encourage CORRUPTION in everyday life . Lets hope for a change for a better INDIA .

-Ravi Kiran

Friday, 24 September 2010

They are STEALING OUR MONEY.

WELCOME!  Delegates and Athletes. Welcome to INDIA, experience our hospitality........



"wuff wuff.....Welcome to the CWG.........don't mind us, we are just here to piss in your beds.....grrrrr...."
Look's old Sir?  no no no Sir just built yesterday sir. Little bit rain sir, that's why.....
Latest luxury design sir.........its called "THUPUK THUPUK"

nice bathrooms, no sir??.......

Cute "DOG PAW pattern" for animal loving athletes.........

Hmm....what do you think guys? 

Did u say "DISGUSTING". ? 

You are not allowed to say that, coz apparently, according to the organising committee......this is our(INDIAN) perception of hygiene. So it should all look very welcoming. 


Jokes apart, lemme get to the point behind all the sarcasm.....

Venture a guess.....How much money do you think has been spent on the CW Games so far???

1000 cr?  NO, not even close.....
5000 cr? NO
10000cr? NO

1Lakh Crores. Yes 1 Lakh crores!! thats 6 times more than what the Australian's had spent last year when they hosted.

Its understandable that we are seriously backward on the infrastructure, security and facilities ....so spending more than Australian's is understandable to some extent. But six times???? for the love of GOD. 

And what do we get for contributing our hard earned cash (in the form of taxes) into the 1 Lakh Crore expenditure??  

We have been dipped in a septic tank and put on display for the whole world to puke on us.

And the world jumped at the opportunity to puke on us.....any little apprehensions they had about how disgusting Indians are have been cleared. Now they know for sure that we love and live in SHIT. 

Lets put all the embarrassment and National prestige aside, because realistically, no body gives a FUCK abt India, outside India. Because honestly, they think we all spend our childhood being malnourished, homeless and sleep with stray dogs. What they think of us is of NO importance at all. Whats appalling is the level indifference there is in the administration. The estimated budget was 1000 cr after a few revisions. And now, it has reached 100 time the amount. I mean......are these guys straight out of a lunatic asylums?? What's the point of an estimate if the actual cost is 100 times more than the estimate??....

And on top of all this......we are made to believe by Delhi CM that these are but MINOR GLITCHES.

MINOR??                A FUCKING BRIDGE COLLAPSED, YOU CRAZY BITCH, THE CEILING IS FALLING OFF!!                Which of these is MINOR to her I don't know, her intellect I think .

I donno if you can understand the seriousness of this nonsense. I dont care about anything but the bloody MONEY. Its absolutely unbelievable.....1 lakh crores. To make you understand my anguish lemme give you a perspective on how much 1 lakh crores is.

Lemme tell you how much the govt.  spends every year on different issues.....all figures in crores

Agriculture is Indian rupee10,000
Road transport allocation raised by 13% to Indian rupee22,000cr
Entire Education spend...including schooling and higher edu.  is Indian rupee50,00 cr.
rural and urban development 60,000
drinking water 10,000
science and tech research is just 6000 cr. 

So with the money we spent on this CWG tragedy, we could have done 16 times more research, instead of being copycats, would have had 5 times better roads and what not......you do the match.

I am not against spending on sports. Not at all. But the facts are staring at us. How ever prosperous you think this great country is, its people are the poorest in the world.

"The World Bank estimates that a third of the global poor now reside in India."

"75% of the population lives on less than Indian rupee100 a day, which is more people than Sub-Saharan Africa."

"65% of Indians, or 75 cr people, live on less than 20 rupees per day".

All this misery and we still walk with our HEADS HELD HIGH, with beaming smiles and greet each other saying "India is Shining" 

" One who reads today will Lead tomorrow"

Hell No in my case!

As a kid I never use to read any books even my text books I was a below average student grown up compelled to read and study ended up mugging everything. Never felt I enjoyed reading. Also the very nice stories in the schooling text books of tomsawyer the hound of bask....I never liked them.All my schooling i didnot understand the concept of books and one should read them only for marks and not for any knowledge.

In my intermediate days it was worst i never touched a fiction or nonfiction novel and reg text books depended entirely on test papers academy books etc. I started to read text books for the first time with my interest and realized i donot find any difference in scoring the marks if i read the entire chapter or not. Like most of us I used shortcuts.

In the beginning of engineering days I started to see ppl show off carrying novels and reading them in buses, discussing, etc. I was lil depressed I picked up a few books and started to read I felt nice I could talk a few topics more now I realized atleast i can grab the attention!

I felt nice in the beginning...types of books really interested me was personality development, etc books. I enjoyed the knowledge that i was getting. I read lot of books I collected any book which had key words positive, attitude, personality, etc.
After few days....
I got a break from reading and time went by then i realized these books were nice to read but implementing is rather difficult or I was not convinced with the results of the implementation may be it did not convince me enough to get attached to it..or may it did not inspire me.

Then I realized 'books are not for me'. Funny thing id music on the other hand is something the entire world revolves around it. I prefer music to books.

All my Life I have met lots of people who told me about their life experiences or incidents, life experiences that inspired me. Talking one-one and speaking emotionally and honestly from their heart connects well very well and more than that it convinces me more than books and anything else. May be it convinces me because I know the person personally( unlike some stranger in the form of author). Honesty (unlike author i am not sure if hez a genuine package), emotional attachment(which i miss with the author i am reading)

Note: Most of the books i read were of non-fiction type and personality development, PMA kinds.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

In the search of myself........ My greatest Fear

Topic of the day is greatest fear. I was scared of snakes, dogs and even cats since i was a kid. I was scared of my mom, because she used to beat me thoroughly when i did something wrong. But none of the above is my greatest fears.

Fear loosing my virtual face has been my greatest fear.

It needs a thorough explanation to explain this fear. I can recollect vague memories of my childhood, from when i was very young may be 3 or 4 years old. My grand mom used to teach me many songs, poems etc. And she used to make me perform them in front her friends. And her friends used to like me and appreciate me. This was my first taste of approval.

During my schooling i was the topper of the class, and was recognized by the entire school as an exceptional student. (Most of my teachers at that time, remember my name and details till now). At that time i enjoyed all this recognition and approval. This unanimous recognition and approval continued until my intermediate. But during my intermediate I was not very happy with this recognition, felt it like a burden many times. This recognition i have experienced for 15 continuous years has affected my personality and behavioral traits. At this point of my life, i was continuously satisfying society. Every minute of my life i was trying to satisfy others around me. I was under continuous fear that i might loose my virtual face, if i do something wrong.

I came to Hyderabad for engineering. This was the golden phase of my academic life. Nobody knew me; no one had an expectation on me except the people who knew me earlier. I started sitting in the last benches, i started bunking classes, i stopped preparing for internal exams, but despite of all this i made sure these things don’t affect my marks in the final exams. This i call as first taste of freedom.

During engineering second or third year sometime, I went to nithin's house one day. He used have a dog named boxy or something (this was a wonderful dog). That day he was training his dog. He said 'sit-down', the dog sat down; he went to the dog, patted him and acknowledged him by saying 'good boy', 'good boy'.

That was one hell of an incident in my life. I could clearly see the dog within me. The society wanted me to sit-down, i did, and i was approved and praised as a good boy. So until that point of time what i was doing is nothing but satisfying society for its approval, for its recognition. I never did anything wrong to keep up my image. Even if i had done something against the will of the society, i carefully concealed it to keep up my face. I was disgusted with myself at that point of time. I started questioning the authority of everyone on me. I have started smoking, drinking almost everything condemned by the society. Most of you have experienced my stubborn nature during this period.

Now i don’t claim that i am perfect; but earlier i was a beggar. I was begging for recognition, begging for approval, begging for praising. I have made my choice; i prefer to be a stray dog with freedom, than being a well trained choice-less pet dog.

Even now, every day of life I do many things to protect my virtual image. But at least here, I don’t want to keep up my virtual face; I will be myself, whatever the consequences are…..

Fear loosing my virtual face has been my greatest fear.
But living to protect a virtual face is a self imposed curse.

And finally the reason i write all these things down is not to unveil the writer within me, but to unveil myself because its too suffocating.

I know that you all are fucked......... i mean properly

You fucking loosers why dont you realise that, this is the only place you can write whatever you want.

Are you depressed like venu? (you jack-ass get back in touch)
Are you frustrated like nithin? (let the steam out my boy)
Are confused like katta? (dont worry bro! we all are confused)
Are ambitious like kumar? (good job peddi)
Are you waiting for an oppurtunity like vivek? (we all are my friend)
Are you trying like ravi? (keep it up ravi, keep posting)

And finally are you exploring life at its best like me and viky? (its a matter of fact)

whatever the topic is, plans, ambitions, aggressions, regressions, experiences, emotions etc. Please write it down. I know that none of us is a good writer (sorry viky). So write down whatever comes to your mind.

How to make New posts and comments

Now that I see some of you lazy buggers have started to write, I taught it would be helpful to give a few instructions on how to post or comment on the blog.

On the TOP RIGHT corner of the page you will see "sign in". You can sign in using ur gmail accounts.

After signing in, you will see blogger's DASHBOARD. From here, its straight forward. You can create new posts, edit ur previous ones etc.

TO COMMENT, which everyone is doing fine with, you just need to sign in and then hit COMMENTS tab under the post. You can comment without signing in, but I thnk u will hav to type in your name and shit for each comment.

P.S.  I have also heard that some readers are finding the posts confusing, especially if they haven't been following the posts in the right order. So Authors, plz guide the reader through. Tell them which post to read first if you are writing a new post as a continuation, or as a series.

Monday, 20 September 2010

Reflections

i have written down this thing, a few months back on a piece of paper.
when i wrote it, i was just trying to give a shape to the thoughts in my mind at that time.
Please Don't mind even if it doesn't make any sense.


Let the last shadow of doubt disappear with the first ray of light,

Let the fragmented opinions collapse to accept the naked truth,

Let the wings spread to fly, to let the nature take care of you,

Let the river reach the sea, to let the drops meet their source,

Let the eyes see the world straight, without the misty glasses of dreams,

Let the thunder hit the ground, to break the weakest links of ego.

In the search of myself…………… what is love?

In the search of myself…………… what is love?

Topic of the day is ‘what is love’? I am not going to discuss about love among the family members, because that itself a huge topic on its own, and there is nothing complex about it. What’s very complex and fascinating is love between man and women. And I am going to write down about this strange phenomenon in my viewpoint, and this is only about my understanding about love which I have gained through invaluable life experiences. Please don’t misunderstand this post as my sexual adventures to prove my manhood.

Let me start from the time when I was very very young, may be in third or fourth class. I can recollect memories of that time and I am very sure that I was attracted to the opposite sex from that time itself. Matter of the fact is I dint know what to do and how to do, but I had this strange fascination for beautiful women (I can say that they all were elders to me, some neighbors, some seniors in school etc). What I can recollect is that I loved spending time with them (talking, going out for a walk with them, singing and dancing in front them, all kinds of activities which can give me an opportunity to spend some time with them).

I think in fifth class I had my first crush. Obviously it doesn’t matter who she was and how do I know her. But I had this very strange fascination for her (she was of my age). I loved to spend time with her mostly displaying my USP’s in front of her (like jumping walls, running faster than others, gaining first rank in class, all kinds of heroic things). I have no idea, why was I doing it but it could be the influence of cinemas on me (I was a great chiranjeevi’s fan then). I must have spend only one year with her, and because she has joined another school, I dint have any opportunity to meet her again. But this first crush continued until my 8th or 10th or may be still now. I used to see her once in a while on road, and I can clearly remember that the momentary glance at her used change the entire quality of the day. Until 10th class I dint come across any girl to show some strong impact on me.

This I would call this as the first phase of understanding about love in my life. During this period I was a biggest fan of ‘prema prema’ song from premadesam film, because actress Tabbu looks quite similar to this girl. As I said this was the first phase of love in my life, I was under impression that this is love, I mean true love; I mean the love which they used to show in movies. I dreamt of hugging and kissing her, that’s all I know. Even if god had given me a chance to spend some time with her I could have hugged her for a longer time, because I dint know any thing else to do.

My second phase of understanding about love happened when I was in my intermediate. That’s when I watched a porn film for the first time, and gained some insights about love. That porn film had answered many confusing and Grey areas in my mind. That time I knew what to do, if god had given me some time, i could nave done something creative. But somehow I believed that there are two types of loves; one as in the porn films and the other as in the Telugu films. I was under the impression that love and attraction were different. This impression continued for a long time.

The third phase of understanding about love happened in my engineering days. During my engineering days I used to like a girl very much. I was always under the impression that, it was love not attraction. But all my hopes for pure love were shattered when I had a dream, in the dream I was making love to her. This wonderful dream has cleared many questions in my mind. This dream made me realize that my assumption of love is nothing but a basic need for sex. At this point, to me, love is nothing but a magic created by nature to aid reproduction.

At this point of life, I was very clear about my needs. I was very sure that all that I needed is sex. But the social system in India has failed to provide me with an opportunity to experience my greatest desire.

The last and the final experience happened when I was in UK. Until this experience happened, I was very sure that I would sleep with any women if the opportunity presents itself. And one fine day it has happened. I happened to ended up in my house with one woman and we both were drunk. After hugging and kissing for a while, I tried to remove her top. She stopped me, and I dint understand why, I asked her so. She said she was not ready. I couldn’t understand that! She said that she was dumped by two or three men before, and she wanted some time to prepare herself for this. That was one of the most embarrassing, disgusting and insightful moments in my life. I said nothing, and let her off my room. Next day I had received more than 10 texts, all of them inviting me to her room to have fun. I went to her room, sat down, had a beer and told her to forget about what has happened before. I made it clear that I was not interested in her anymore in a humble manner.

This whole incident to me is one of the biggest lessons of my life. It taught me the basic mismatch of expectations between me and that woman. I wanted sex, but she wanted love. Love is a most confusing and unknown territory to me. So I couldn’t offer her any, that’s why I turned her down. But I thank this woman whole heartedly, because she taught me a beautiful lesson without saying a single word.

Now what I know is ‘Love is something which women wanted from me’. But I have no idea, not even a clue about what this love is………

And finally my 25 years of celibacy is nothing but a lack of opportunity.

An Anonymous Package.

Sunday, 19 September 2010

The Monk Who Fucked Our Brains........

Years ago someone showed me this book "Monk who sold his Ferrari", written by some bald guy with a funny name; Pigeon Sharma or something like that. The only thing that caught my eye was the authors exceptionally shiny bald head. He had probably put make-up on it actually.....but that's irrelevant. Anyway, I was told that this book was brilliant and the best of the best. I personally disliked the guy who was recommending it, I strongly believed he was gay and kept a safe distance at all times. But may be I was all wrong and the fact that he was in ECE could have forced me to believe he was gay.

Anyway, I felt bad because everyone in the bus was ignoring him(oh! this happened in a bus BTW), so I take a look at the book. On the back cover the author wrote this, "My whole life is about teaching people Exceptionalism". I cant recollect the exact phrase but the word Exceptionalililism was there and it made me puke. I gave the book back and stuck my nose out of the bus window to catch a breath of fresh air. And with my head poking out of the window like a dog, I asked myself what on gods earth Exceptionalililism was. I was told later by someone that the booked talked about Leadership development among looser's.

Later, I found another book called, "10 habits of highly successful people" in the college library. I didn't care to look into it but wondered who would actually read such crap. What interest is it to anyone if a successful person smoked or sang while taking a shit, or which finger he used to poke his nose. How is it worth immortalising these things in printed form? I don't know. I am mentioning all this because these memories came back to me when I read the least two posts by Sravan( who likes calling himself anonymous Package these days) about "Packages".

I wont talk about people and their behavioural traits. But what has happened of late is that people have become completely mad. Yes and there is no hope for humanity's future. Its gone...all gone. People have lost discretion. Off all the madness that's prevalent and obviously visible to us on a daily basis, what's frustrating me these days is their weird fascination to find something called their "Inner Self". I don't know how it all started, so I look around to find the source of this madness. And guess where I end up? Yes the Baldie. The huge success of his book has created a big demand and supply of similar books. And thanks to blogs, these enlightened SOUL SEARCHING SORT have attacked the world through the internet.

The most ridiculous thing about all this madness is, why should you share about your self searching adventures with the rest of the world. WHY? Understanding your inner self is a personal thing. As personal as a masturbation session. Why the FUCK would you pull everyone into it? For encouragement perhaps. I wont comment on personal tastes, but I know for a fact that the world has gone completely MAD.

The Monk has Fucked our Brains into Insanity.



In the search of myself.......... who knows me as i am

If any of you have read my previous post "Theory of everything", you can clearly see the influence of Vikram's writing style on me, I was being a Imitating package. So this time I am trying to be a genuine package.

I thought for a long time to come up with a topic which I can present well. But within a few minutes i came to realize that i don't have any original knowledge about anything. all my knowledge about any topic is borrowed, so to be a genuine package I thought of writing only about something which know directly. So i named the post as "In the search of myself". I am going to write a series of topics about my understanding and experience about every single aspect of 25years of my life. The first topic in the series is "Who knows me as I am".

In the beginning itself, I would like make a few things clear. The intention behind these writings is not to give you any information, not to give you any knowledge. This is purely about my exploration into myself. I am doing this with a hope that, writing might help me to understand myself better.

Let's get back to the topic of the day, "who knows me as I am". I have always wondered about this question, i have tried many times to find answers for this question.

In the entire world may be a hundred people know about my existence, but here i am trying to find out who knows me as I am. To give a better idea about different people's understanding about me, I would like to compare myself with ocean.

First section of people who know me are my relatives. What do they know about me is a pure zero. You must have seen the picture of earth taken from the space. The entire water body on earth (Oceans)looks blue in color. Thats how my relatives know me as a bluish thing.

Second section of people are my family members. What do they know about me? Imagine if you are living in a beach house, what would you know about the ocean? Thats exactly they know me. Their understanding about me is simple; there is water, there are winds and there are waves. They know about my favorite foods, players, heroes, writers etc. They know about my likes and dislikes, plans, works, hobbies etc. But surely they wont have any idea about my intentions, perversions, addictions etc.

Third section of people are you guys, friends. You are like the sailors on the ocean. you are the guys who can have a better understanding about me than anyone else. Interesting part is some of might call me 'smart' and some might refer to me as 'lost'. The reason is very simple, those who have come across my smartness call me smart, those who have come across my fickleness and wildness, would call me 'lost'. But only a few of you know me as both 'smart' and 'lost'. But again though you know me better than the rest of the world, i know the fact that you know very little about me.

But anyhow its just you bunch of people who know me better. Thats the only reason,i chose this place to write all these things down.

Getting back to the topic of the day, there is no one in this big world to know me as i am. So basically i am a person without a proper identity. Which makes me think for a while, whats all this nonsense? this looks like a identity crisis to me. May be its time that I should start working in the opposite direction. Rather than worrying about who knows me as i am, i will start working on what do i know about myself.

Thats what this series all about. Exploring myself while giving you a choice to know me better only if you are interested.

Next post would be "In the search of myself.......... what is Love?"

Thanks for reading,
An anonymous package.

Saturday, 18 September 2010

Theory of Everything

Theory of Everything

If you think this is related to some sort of breath taking String Theory, the answer is NO. This is even better, far advanced and needs only a bit of common sense to understand this Universal Theory of Everything.

At about three months ago, I was listening Ghantasala’s old songs and smoking intensely, that’s when I discovered this amazing and seemingly complex simple theory to understand this Universe.

The most fundamental and important aspect of this theory is ‘Packages’. What are these packages? What do they do? How can they explain everything? Wait, let’s take one by one. Before I enter the actual theory lets understand the concept of ‘packages’ more clearly.

A package is nothing but a perception created by a set of predesigned unchangeable features in any entity. The unchangeable features can be changed, but by doing a new package will be created.

Wait! Don’t conclude this as a mind twisting session, let me objectify my theory to explain its beauty.

Consider a simple case, you wanted to buy a mobile. There are hundreds of different models available in the market. Each one of them has a unique set of features. Now each mobile phone in the market comes as a package on its own. The features of every package (mobile phone) are predesigned and are unchangeable (well u can change the features but it means you are creating a new package). This is a very simple and straight forward case, which you can not misunderstand. This example can be applied to unlimited number of everyday appliances we use like, cars, bikes, watches, shampoos, toothpastes, clothes etc. So you must have understood the point by now. In every industry there are too many numbers of packages (Products).

Let us try to draw some fundamental understandings from the above explained examples.

ΓΌ All the packages can be divided into two major classes, they are 1. Genuine packages, 2. Derived or Imitating packages.

1. Genuine Packages: As the name says these packages are Genuine, Unique and with a distinct personality on their own. Sit down and try to think of examples for this kind of packages, I am sure you will find very few numbers of packages (products) of this kind. I can give one example i.e. Google’s search engine. It is revolutionary, unique and with a personality on its own.

2. Derived or Imitating Packages: These are the packages without personalities on their own these are nothing but a bunch of buffoons trying to imitate the Genuine Packages. There are hundreds of packages of this kind; I don’t care to give examples.

So by now you must have understood the significance of term ‘package’ and its properties. Let’s see the theory of everything now.


‘Everything in this universe is made up of packages. The packages are two types genuine and imitating. The evolution of universe is nothing but transformation of imitating packages to genuine packages. This might take from minutes to years depending upon the complexity of features in an imitating package’


Are you puzzled and thinking ‘what’s the hell is this’? Then I would say that you are on the edge of transformation. Let me give you some insights to apply this theory effectively in order to get the results.


Now carefully apply your understanding of packages to entire humanity. Every ‘was, is, will be’ individual is a package. This way the entire humanity can be classified under our two major categories i.e. Genuine and Imitating packages.


Genuine packages are those who made their mark on entire humanity. For example Buddha, Jesus, Krishna, Mahavira, Mohammed, Aristotle, Einstein, Tesla and the list goes on (I will leave it to the discretion of the reader to consider Hitler in the list, may be he is a genuine negative package).


What about rest of the humanity? They come under the category of Imitating packages. The imitating packages as the name says are only imitating. They look around find some interesting features in genuine package and they start imitating rather than being content with their unique genuine features. (Those who are good at copying or imitating are successful in life; those who are not good at imitating are obviously unsuccessful).


So by nature the imitating packages can never be happy, because what they are doing is imitating to be something else when they are not. The one only way for the imitating packages to transform is to throw out the imitating features. The more these packages throw out their imitating feature the more genuine they become, the more genuine they become the more is their evolution. The transformation process ends when they become hundred percent genuine. This is the state what Buddhists call nirvana, Hindus call moksha, and Christians call enlightenment.


So use this theory of everything for your evolution, and be a genuine package on your own.

Thanks for reading,

An Anonymous Package.